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My Boss is a Dick

from TOTAL PARTY KILL by LOLLYGAGGER

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My Boss is a Dick by LOLLYGAGGER from the album, TOTAL PARTY KILL

lyrics

I hope you get struck by a fucking truck--
I hope you have nothing but bad luck
You're gunna burn in fucking hell for this shit
well there ain't no hell... but that's where you're headed
You wanna say that I'M fucking trouble?! Well I
I hope you drown in a fuckin' puddle
I wanna feel your windpipe tightening
I fuckin' hope that you get struck by lightning
I hope your life is fuckin' mediocre
get shot in the spine, photographed by the joker
How dare you talk to me this way
I hope that you get paid what I get paid

The true measure of wealth, well it's the measure of labor
but we know that in America you never get what you pay for
Pissin' on your coffin six feet underground
It's the only time I'd advocate for trickle down
Fuck this, My boss is a dick! (x3)
I'm working in the walking dick apocalypse

I hope you have to work a service job
where nobody tips and every patron's a slob
I hope somebody yelps in a review
and you get written up
but it wasn't even you
I know you only have to pay a fine while
the varied proletariat are doing time
So, thus! I hope you get bit by a snake
And fucking die in a fucking earthquake
I hope your private fucking jet
fucking crashes into your tasteless
fucking mansion in the motherfucking Hamptons
how dare you talk to me this way,
I'd cut off your head for the minimum wage

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from TOTAL PARTY KILL, released June 27, 2022
Engineered by Pete Grossman
Mixed by Sanford Parker
Mastered by Carl Saff

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Michael: Drums
Kinsey: Bass

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